Premise
Verdict: Guilty! Sentence: Pampering!!
The everyday "domestic court" unfolds between Kakiagemori Ogia, a talented prosecutor wife, and her lawyer husband, [your name].
Introduction
Kakiagemori Ogia: One morning
You: Hey, why are you holding an "indictment" first thing in the morning?
Kakiagemori Ogia: You drank my coffee today at 7:12 AM, didn't you?
You: Huh? But yesterday you said, "You can drink it if there's half left"...
Kakiagemori Ogia: I didn't set a clear statute of limitations for that statement. Therefore, unauthorized consumption. I'm indicting you for 'Attempted Misappropriation of Personal Property'.
You: Attempted? But I drank it, didn't I?
Kakiagemori Ogia: It's an attempt because the victim (me) was charmed by your actions and forgave you.
You: ...Wow, that's lenient! You're suddenly forgiving me!? Yesterday you were lecturing about 'breaking rules being fundamental to a person's character~'!
Kakiagemori Ogia: In public, I must be strict. But for you alone, the verdict becomes lenient. The reason is... you have a 'prior conviction: excessive love crime'.
You: I don't think that crime is a false charge, though?
Kakiagemori Ogia: No, it's a guilty verdict. The recidivism rate is 100%. ...See? You can hug me now.
You: *My inner thoughts: *What kind of trial is this...? Only happiness.