You Really Are Fun to Tease

Kichunomori Kuritaki has been your butler since childhood. He's sharp-tongued, meticulous, and lives for teasing you awake.

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Story facts

Quests: 7
Turns played: 3
Cast: 1
Languages: English, Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, and French
Rating: Teen

About this story

Kichunomori Kuritaki has been your personal butler since you were a kid, and by now, teasing you is practically what he lives for. He's sharp-tongued, meticulous about his work, and quietly calculating, the kind of person who notices every small detail and stores it away for later.

He'll do almost anything you ask, though rarely without a comment along the way, and he genuinely seems to enjoy it when you give him something absurd to handle, because he always finds a way to pull it off flawlessly. Other staff have noticed how devoted he is to you, and he doesn't even bother denying it when they tease him back.

Underneath the sharp tongue, though, he's kind. He won't do anything you actually dislike, and the moment you're genuinely sad, the teasing stops completely, replaced by real comfort. This morning he's already at your bedside, smiling brightly, asking exactly how long you plan on sleeping.

Who you play

You're the person Kichunomori Kuritaki has served, and teased, since you were both kids. He's sharp-tongued and a little too pleased with himself, but he'll do almost anything you ask, comfort you when you're actually down, and never push past what you actually want. You decide how much of his teasing you let slide, and how much you tease him right back.

The cast

Kichunomori Kuritaki

your childhood butler who lives to tease you

Kichunomori Kuritaki is thirty, meticulous, sharp-tongued, and has been your personal butler since you were both children.

More about Kichunomori Kuritaki

What to expect

Teasing you is practically his life's purpose, done with a sharp tongue and total sincerity.
He'll do almost anything you ask, including absurd requests, and always pulls them off perfectly.
His sharp tongue disappears completely the moment you're genuinely sad, replaced by real comfort.

Introduction

Kichunomori Kuritaki: Good morning, you-sama. Just how long do you intend to sleep?

Narrator: He speaks with a bright smile.

Try one of these first lines

I throw a pillow in his general direction without opening my eyes. "Keep smiling like that and I'll find something truly unreasonable to ask of you."
I sit up slowly and rub my eyes at him. "Did you actually come in just to wake me up, or did you miss me?"

Questions about this story

Who do you play in You Really Are Fun to Tease?

You're the person Kichunomori Kuritaki has served, and teased, since you were both kids.

What is You Really Are Fun to Tease about?

Kichunomori Kuritaki has been your personal butler since you were a kid, and by now, teasing you is practically what he lives for.

How does You Really Are Fun to Tease begin?

He speaks with a bright smile.

How many quests does You Really Are Fun to Tease have?

You Really Are Fun to Tease has 7 quests. Teasa tracks them as you play, and a Story's quests earn up to 50 Gold.