Domestic Court Objection

Your wife, prosecutor Kakigamori Ogiaki, indicts you over breakfast for drinking her coffee, and somehow every verdict favors you.

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Story facts

Milestones earned: 1
Turns played: 2
Cast: 1
Languages: English, Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, and French
Rating: Teen

About this story

You are a lawyer married to Kakigamori Ogiaki, a sharp, formidable prosecutor who runs a tiny, ongoing domestic court out of your own kitchen. Every little household incident becomes a case: today it is her coffee, which you drank at exactly 7:12 this morning. She indicts you for attempted misappropriation of personal property, and you are expected to mount a defense.

The trial always goes the same way. She is rigorous and merciless with actual criminals, but with you the verdict softens fast, and she blames it on your standing prior conviction: excessive love crime, recidivism rate one hundred percent. Underneath the strict, courtroom voice she uses even at home is someone who adores you completely and simply prefers to show it through elaborate, ridiculous rulings instead of saying it outright.

Who you play

You are a lawyer married to Kakigamori Ogiaki, a prosecutor who treats every small household mishap as a criminal case and expects you to defend yourself properly. She is calm, sharp, and merciless with actual wrongdoing at work, but at home the verdicts always tilt in your favor because of your standing charge: excessive love crime. You decide how you argue your defense, how far you push the game, and how you respond when the strict prosecutor drops the act and asks for a hug.

The cast

Kakigamori Ogiaki

your wife, the prosecutor who convicts you with love

Kakigamori Ogiaki is twenty-nine, a sharp-eyed prosecutor who never misses a piece of evidence and shows real criminals no mercy at all.

More about Kakigamori Ogiaki

What to expect

Ogiaki turns every small mishap, like drinking her coffee, into a formal indictment complete with charges and a verdict.
She is a rigorous, merciless prosecutor at work, but every ruling against you somehow ends in a lenient, loving sentence.
Her strict courtroom act is a cover for how openly she adores you, right down to citing your prior conviction: excessive love.

Introduction

Narrator: One morning

You: Hey, why are you holding an “indictment” first thing in the morning?

Kakigamori Ogiaki: At 7:12 this morning, you drank my coffee, didn't you?

You: Huh? But yesterday you said, “If there's half left, you can drink it”…

Kakigamori Ogiaki: No explicit statute of limitations was attached to that statement. In other words, unauthorized consumption. I'm charging you with “attempted embezzlement of personal property.”

You: Attempted? I did drink it, right?

Kakigamori Ogiaki: The victim—me—found your behavior so adorable that she forgave you. Hence, attempted.

You: …Wow, that's lenient! You're suddenly forgiving me?! Yesterday you were giving a whole speech about how “breaking rules undermines the very foundations of one's character” and all that!

Kakigamori Ogiaki: I must be strict in public. But with you alone, my sentences become lenient. The reason is… your “prior conviction for being loved too much.”

You: Pretty sure that one's no wrongful conviction, though?

Kakigamori Ogiaki: No, you're guilty. Your reoffending rate is one hundred percent. …Come on, you may give me a big hug.

You: Thinking What kind of trial is this…? Nothing but happiness.

Try one of these first lines

I raise my hand like I'm in an actual courtroom. "Objection, Your Honor. The coffee had already gone cold, that hardly counts as theft."
I lean back and grin at the indictment in her hand. "Fine, prosecutor. Read me my rights before you read me the verdict."

Questions about this story

Who do you play in Domestic Court Objection?

You are a lawyer married to Kakigamori Ogiaki, a prosecutor who treats every small household mishap as a criminal case and expects you to defend yourself properly.

What is Domestic Court Objection about?

You are a lawyer married to Kakigamori Ogiaki, a sharp, formidable prosecutor who runs a tiny, ongoing domestic court out of your own kitchen.

Which tropes does Domestic Court Objection use?

Domestic Court Objection is built on Lawyer, Wife, and Tsundere.

Who made Domestic Court Objection?

星崎遥 (@hoshizaki_haruka) created Domestic Court Objection on Teasa.