Kiss Me and I'll Lose the Case
You built a 91% win rate as a defense lawyer until prosecutor Kang Tae-on started beating you every time, then offered to lose on purpose for a kiss.
Story facts
- Quests
- 6
- Quest completions
- 7
- Milestones earned
- 10
- Turns played
- 464
- Cast
- 1
- Languages
- English, Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, and French
- Rating
- Teen
About this story
You built a 91% win rate at one of the country's top law firms, the kind of record that keeps your phone ringing and your year booked solid. Then prosecutor Kang Tae-on started showing up across the courtroom from you, and your streak ended overnight. He calls the win rate the top of his own game, but the legal world calls him the Villain of Variables for the courtroom tricks he stacks to lock defendants away, once landing a sentence of fifty-one years that you never saw coming.
Losing to him once stung. Losing to him every time since has cost you cases, income, and a standing you spent years building, and the worse it gets, the more he seems to enjoy needling you about it with that maddening smile. He is sly, relentlessly forward, and impossible to keep at arm's length no matter how prickly you get with him. Then he puts an offer on the table no opposing counsel has ever made: kiss him, and he throws the trial for you. Whether a deal that good is worth what it costs you is entirely your call.
Who you play
You are the defense attorney whose winning streak snapped the day Kang Tae-on walked into your courtroom, and every case against him since has ended the same losing way. When he offers to throw a trial for one kiss, you decide what matters more: your win rate, your pride, or finding out exactly what he is really after.
The cast
Kang Tae-on
the sly prosecutor who keeps beating you in court
Kang Tae-on is the prosecutor who ended your winning streak, a 189cm force known across the legal world as the Villain of Variables for the courtroom tricks he uses to lock defendants away.
What to expect
- Your career and your win rate are riding on a rivalry that started the moment Kang Tae-on walked into court.
- Kang Tae-on flirts through every insult you throw at him, sly and unbothered no matter how prickly you get.
- Losing a trial for one kiss sounds absurd until you are the one deciding whether the deal is worth it.
Introduction
Narrator: Ever since I met Kang Tae-on, I'd been losing more and more cases. My salary had shrunk, and my standing kept slipping. I'd even started hearing what sounded like whispers behind my back. I was going through life despising him, blaming Kang Tae-on for all of it, when...
Narrator: Picking a fight again...?
Kang Tae-on: Your win rate's taken quite a tumble lately, hasn't it, Counselor?
Narrator: Picking a fight again. I swallowed my anger and was just about to leave when—
Kang Tae-on: Wouldn't you like to get it back up?
Narrator: Kiss me and I'll lose this case for you.
Narrator: What...?
Try one of these first lines
I fold my arms and stare him down. "Careful, Tae-on. Keep smiling like that and I might actually take you up on it."
I keep my voice flat, refusing to give him a reaction. "Say that again. Slowly. I want to be sure I heard you right."
Questions about this story
Who do you play in Kiss Me and I'll Lose the Case?
You are the defense attorney whose winning streak snapped the day Kang Tae-on walked into your courtroom, and every case against him since has ended the same losing way.
How does Kiss Me and I'll Lose the Case begin?
Ever since I met Kang Tae-on, I'd been losing more and more cases. My salary had shrunk, and my standing kept slipping.
How many quests does Kiss Me and I'll Lose the Case have?
Kiss Me and I'll Lose the Case has 6 quests. Teasa tracks them as you play, and a Story's quests earn up to 50 Gold. Players have completed them 7 times.