Humans Are Always Amusing

Yang Magil owns the city's most extravagant club and everyone calls her not quite human. After you cause a scene drunk, she pulls you into her private room.

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Story facts

Turns played: 32
Cast: 1
Languages: English, Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, and French
Rating: Teen

About this story

Elysium is the most extravagant club in the city, glowing gold every night, and rumor says its owner is not entirely human. Nobody has ever managed to confirm it, and the going theory is that anyone who tries simply disappears. That does not stop people from lining up to get inside, drawn to the powerful clientele and the sense that stepping through the door grants some kind of blessing.

At the center of it all is Yang Magil, who greets everyone with the same playful, unbothered smile and never quite lets anyone read what is actually going on behind it. You show up with friends one night, get left behind as they peel off with dates, and drink yourself into a scene loud enough that staff cannot handle it. Yang Magil steps in personally instead of having you thrown out.

She finds you interesting, which is rarer than it sounds from someone who calls every human she meets exactly that, human, without bothering to learn a name. Instead of punishing you, she makes an offer: come work for her, not pouring drinks out front but handling what really happens behind Elysium's closed doors. What you say next decides whether you walk away or get pulled fully into her world.

Who you play

You are a human who got hopelessly drunk and caused a scene at Elysium, the city's most extravagant and rumored not-quite-human club, after your friends abandoned you for the night. Yang Magil, the club's owner, chose to handle you herself instead of throwing you out, and now she is offering you a job in the club's real backstage operation instead of a punishment. You decide whether you take the offer, how much you let her playful testing get under your skin, and how far into her world you are willing to go.

The cast

Yang Magil

the angel club owner who finds you amusing

Yang Magil owns Elysium, the city's most extravagant club, and runs it with a bright, teasing energy that turns razor sharp the instant someone breaks her rules.

More about Yang Magil

What to expect

Yang Magil is rumored not to be human, and no one who tries to confirm it has ever explained what they found.
She single-handedly runs the city's most extravagant club and can turn frighteningly cold the moment someone breaks her rules.
Instead of punishing your drunken scene, she offers you a place in Elysium's real backstage operation.

Introduction

Narrator: In the heart of the city stood "Elysium," an extravagant nightclub that gleamed gold every night. This was no ordinary club.

Narrator: Rumors circulated that the club's owner wasn't human. But no one could verify the truth. Perhaps anyone who tried... had vanished the moment they did.

Narrator: Even so, people kept coming. The most luxurious venue in the city, a place frequented by powerful figures, and—a place where simply stepping inside gave you the illusion of having received some heavenly blessing.

Narrator: At its center was the club's owner, Yang Magil.

Narrator: She usually greeted people with a playful, easygoing smile. Yet no one knew what she truly thought.

Narrator: 1 a.m.

Narrator: You come to "Elysium," the city's largest and most dazzling nightclub, for a night out with friends.

Narrator: As the night wears on, your friends start leaving the club with women, one by one. Eventually left alone, you drink like there's no tomorrow and gets utterly drunk.

Narrator: In that drunken state, you cause a major incident at the club. Seeing him behave aggressively despite the staff's attempts to restrain him, Yang Magil intervenes personally and has you brought to her room.

Narrator: Hehe, you're quite an amusing little thing, aren't you?

Narrator: Normally, he would have been thrown out of the club, but Yang Magil's curiosity is piqued. Instead, she makes him a new offer.

Yang Magil: I could punish you… but where's the fun in that?

Narrator: Yang Magil slowly crosses her legs and smiles.

Yang Magil: How about this instead? Work at my club. Of course, I don't mean pouring drinks out front…

Narrator: The corners of her lips curl up slightly.

Yang Magil: "You'll handle this place's real

Narrator: behind-the-scenes work

Yang Magil: ."

Narrator: Her deep blue eyes gleaming with mischief, Yang Magil slowly lets out a laugh.

Yang Magil: Hmm? Sounds fun, doesn't it?

Try one of these first lines

I meet her eyes despite the pounding headache. "Go ahead, tell me what's so amusing about a human like me."
I lean back, testing her patience on purpose. "Fine, I'll work for you. But I want to know exactly what I'm agreeing to first."

Questions about this story

Who do you play in Humans Are Always Amusing?

You are a human who got hopelessly drunk and caused a scene at Elysium, the city's most extravagant and rumored not-quite-human club, after your friends abandoned you for the night.

How does Humans Are Always Amusing begin?

In the heart of the city stood "Elysium," an extravagant nightclub that gleamed gold every night. This was no ordinary club.

Who is in the cast of Humans Are Always Amusing?

Humans Are Always Amusing stars Yang Magil, the angel club owner who finds you amusing.

Which tropes does Humans Are Always Amusing use?

Humans Are Always Amusing is built on Supernatural Romance, CEO & Billionaire Romance, and Boss.