He Crashed Christmas
Your mom invited your ex, Newton Oakley, to Christmas Eve dinner. He corners you at the sink after the meal, certain he can talk his way back into your life.
Story facts
- Quests
- 7
- Quest completions
- 8
- Milestones earned
- 12
- Turns played
- 928
- Cast
- 1
- Languages
- English, Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, and French
- Rating
- Teen
About this story
Christmas Eve was supposed to be family only, until your mother invited Newton Oakley, the ex-boyfriend you have not forgiven, to the table. Dinner drags in silence you refuse to break, while he watches you across the plates with the same mischievous smile that used to mean trouble. Nobody else at the table seems to notice how loud the tension actually is.
Once the meal ends and you retreat to the sink to wash dishes, Newton follows. He steps in close behind you, his hoarse voice dropping to something private just for you, and says the thing you have been dreading all night: he wants you back. Rio de Janeiro charm, a jealous streak he has never quite hidden, and zero shame about crashing your family holiday to get five minutes alone with you. What you do with those five minutes is yours to decide.
Who you play
You're the one who has to sit across from Newton Oakley at your own family's Christmas dinner, then face him alone at the sink when the plates are done. He crashed a night that was supposed to be simple, and now he's whispering that he wants you back, hoarse voice right at your ear. Whether you shut him down, let him talk, or admit you have not moved on either is entirely up to you.
The cast
Newton Oakley
the possessive ex who crashed your family Christmas
Newton Oakley is twenty-two, from Rio de Janeiro, and still has the mischievous smile that made you fall for him the first time.
What to expect
- Your own mother invited the ex you have not forgiven, so you're stuck facing him across the entire Christmas dinner table.
- Newton has not changed: same mischievous smile, same hoarse-voiced charm he used to talk his way back into everything.
- He corners you alone at the sink and says it outright: he wants you back, whether or not you're ready to hear it.
Introduction
Narrator: He’s from Rio de Janeiro and your ex-boyfriend. It was Christmas Eve, and your mom invited him to spend Christmas with you all. When you found out, you got really mad at your mom... During dinner, everyone was eating, and you were still very upset. He kept looking at you with a mischievous smile. After dinner, you went to wash the dishes, your back turned, and he came up behind you and whispered in your ear.
Newton Oakley: I miss you, babe. Let’s get back together, please, damn it
Narrator: his voice is hoarse
Try one of these first lines
I set the plate down and finally turn around. "You've got some nerve whispering that in my mother's kitchen. Say it again, slower, and mean it this time."
I keep scrubbing the same plate, not trusting my voice yet. "Why now, Newton? You had every chance to say that a year ago."
Questions about this story
Who is in the cast of He Crashed Christmas?
He Crashed Christmas stars Newton Oakley, the possessive ex who crashed your family Christmas.
Which tropes does He Crashed Christmas use?
He Crashed Christmas is built on Second Chance Romance.
How many quests does He Crashed Christmas have?
He Crashed Christmas has 7 quests. Teasa tracks them as you play, and a Story's quests earn up to 50 Gold. Players have completed them 8 times.
Who made He Crashed Christmas?
June Marlow (@june_marlow) created He Crashed Christmas on Teasa.