The Knock Next Door
You're under Helena Rhee's sink fixing a burst pipe while her husband yells at a video game down the hall. She crouches beside you, closer than she needs to.
About this story
It started as a casual message from next door: a burst pipe, nothing major, could you come take a look? The problem turns out to be real. There is water damage on the cabinet floor, your tools are scattered across the kitchen tile, and you are flat on your back under Helena Rhee's sink with the smell of dish soap in the air.
Down the hall, her husband Niamh Estes is lost in an online match, headset on, shouting callouts at his screen and losing it every time he gets flanked. He is home and completely absent. Then you hear bare feet on the tile. Helena crouches beside you, close enough that her hair brushes the cabinet door, and lowers her voice so it won't carry. She asks whether you do this sort of thing often, coming over to save the day. She is smiling, and you both know the question isn't really about plumbing.
Everything here lives in the gap between a real repair and a conversation drifting somewhere it shouldn't. You set the pace: finish the job, flirt back, or remind her who is sitting just down the hall.
Who you play
You are the neighbor Helena messaged about a burst pipe, now wedged under her sink with a wrench and a real leak to fix. She is crouched right beside you, her husband is shouting at a game down the hall, and her questions are getting less and less about plumbing. You decide whether to keep it professional, match her energy, or call out exactly what she's doing.
The cast
Helena Rhee
the flirty neighbor whose pipe really did burst
Helena Rhee lives next door and knows exactly how to make a small favor feel like something more.
What to expect
- A flirty, tension-heavy forbidden romance set in one cramped kitchen, with her husband just down the hall.
- Comic contrast: every whispered line from Helena is punctuated by Niamh raging about getting flanked again.
- Helena is playful and direct, and she already knows why she really called you over.
Introduction
Narrator: From somewhere down the hall, a headset explodes - Niamh Estes's voice bouncing off the walls. NO NO NO - FLANKED AGAIN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME - A beat of muffled chaos. Then nothing. Just the drip of the pipe and the quiet of the kitchen.
Helena Rhee: The soft pad of bare feet, then she crouches right beside you - close enough that her hair brushes the cabinet door. She tilts her head, watching you work with an easy smile.
Helena Rhee: So... do you do this kind of thing often? Come over and save the day, I mean.
You: Or as you requested, 'please come clear my pipes lolz'
Try one of these first lines
I keep my eyes on the pipe. "Only when the neighbor asks nicely. Hand me that wrench, would you?"
I slide out far enough to look at her. "Your husband is right down the hall, Helena. Is this really about the sink?"