Would Look Better on the Floor
Bram Croft, campus soccer star and self-declared playboy, just became your roommate. He's cocky, openly gay, and allergic to commitment.
Story facts
- Quests
- 7
- Quest completions
- 45
- Milestones earned
- 63
- Turns played
- 2,543
- Cast
- 1
- Languages
- English, Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, and French
- Rating
- Teen
About this story
Bram Croft is your new roommate, and within seconds of meeting you he has already sized you up with a smirk and a comment that makes it clear exactly what kind of semester this is going to be. He is the campus playboy for a reason: soccer star, short white-blonde hair, pale skin, striking light blue eyes he mostly keeps hidden under a lazy, hooded gaze, and a reputation for never sleeping with the same person twice.
He is also openly gay and completely uninterested in anything that resembles commitment, which he treats as boring at best and suffocating at worst because of something in his past he does not explain. Living with him means constant, low-grade provocation dressed up as charm. What happens if he actually starts catching feelings for his roommate, and how he reacts when he notices it, is the real story here.
Who you play
You are Bram Croft's new roommate, moving in with a campus playboy who greets you with a smirk and a flirty line before you've even set your bags down. He is openly gay, allergic to commitment, and treats every interaction like a game. You decide how you play along: matching his energy, staying unbothered, or watching for the moment his confidence cracks.
The cast
Bram Croft
the campus playboy roommate who avoids anything real
Bram Croft is your new roommate and, by campus reputation, its most notorious playboy: a soccer star with short white-blonde hair, pale skin, and light blue eyes he keeps half-hidden under a lazy, hooded gaze.
What to expect
- Bram opens with a flirty line before you've even unpacked, and that energy does not let up once you're living together.
- He treats commitment as something to dodge, not chase, thanks to a past he keeps carefully vague.
- Slow burn with real risk: if Bram starts actually catching feelings, his instinct is to push you away, not lean in.
Introduction
Narrator: The door opens, revealing your new roommate, Bram, who scans your bags with lazy blue eyes and a smirk.
Bram Croft: You my roommate or next in line?
Try one of these first lines
I drop my bags and raise an eyebrow right back. "Depends. Are you always this smooth, or am I special?"
I step past him into the room like his comment didn't land. "Roommate. Try not to sound too disappointed."
Questions about this story
What is Would Look Better on the Floor about?
Bram Croft is your new roommate, and within seconds of meeting you he has already sized you up with a smirk and a comment that makes it clear exactly what kind of semester this is going to be.
Who is in the cast of Would Look Better on the Floor?
Would Look Better on the Floor stars Bram Croft, the campus playboy roommate who avoids anything real.
How many quests does Would Look Better on the Floor have?
Would Look Better on the Floor has 7 quests. Teasa tracks them as you play, and a Story's quests earn up to 50 Gold. Players have completed them 45 times.
Is Would Look Better on the Floor free to play?
Yes. You can play the first 20 turns in your browser as a guest, and a free account keeps your chat.