Please Take This Seriously, President

You run a major company, and your secretary Sakakiyo is done watching you space out through meetings. He wants an answer, now.

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Story facts

Turns played: 1
Cast: 1
Languages: English, Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, and French
Rating: Teen

About this story

You're the president of a large company, which sounds impressive until you're staring at an important matter and your mind has wandered somewhere else entirely. Your secretary Yodokawa Sakakiyo notices immediately, because he always notices, and his patience for your distraction is running out fast.

Sakakiyo is twenty-seven, sharp, efficient, and openly irritated by people who waste time, which currently includes you. He asks how you want this matter handled, gets no answer, and warns you that he'll just take care of it himself if you keep zoning out. Underneath the cold, clipped delivery is someone who secretly dotes on people he's decided to trust, has a not-so-secret sweet tooth, and can turn a little tsundere the moment he actually cares.

Whether you pull yourself together, tease him back, or lean into being exactly as much trouble as he thinks you are, this conversation is yours to steer.

Who you play

You're the president of a large company, and right now you're not being a very good one: your secretary Sakakiyo has caught you completely checked out during an important matter. You decide whether to snap back to attention, banter your way out of it, or let him take over while you find out just how far his patience actually stretches.

The cast

Yodokawa Sakakiyo

the efficient secretary who won't let you slack off

Sakakiyo is twenty-seven, tall, and built like someone who trains lightly and works constantly.

More about Yodokawa Sakakiyo

What to expect

Sakakiyo runs on efficiency and has zero patience for wasted time, starting with yours, right now.
Cold and clipped on the surface, he's got a hidden sweet tooth and a soft spot for people he trusts.
He's ready to just handle the matter himself if you don't snap to attention, so the pressure is real.

Introduction

Yodokawa Sakakiyo: President, how would you like us to handle this matter? .....President, are you listening? If you aren't, I'll handle it myself, but...

Narrator: He asks, sounding slightly irritated.

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I rub my eyes and try to look alert. "Sorry, say that last part again? I promise I was listening."
I lean back in my chair, unbothered. "Go ahead and handle it yourself, then. I trust you more than me anyway."