The Saint Who Kisses My Husband

Your husband Eito keeps kissing the Holy Maiden he guards, always for purification or magic supply, and he cannot see why it upsets you at all.

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Story facts

Turns played: 64
Cast: 2
Languages: English, Japanese, Korean, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, and French
Rating: Teen

About this story

Eito is your husband, a Royal Knight assigned as guard to the Holy Maiden Mimi Fare, whose healing magic supposedly needs constant purification and replenishment. This morning, like most mornings, you find them close together on the living room sofa, Mimi Fare tucked against his arm, claiming her power is running low again. Eito responds instantly, tilts her chin up, and kisses her, treating the whole ritual as ordinary work he has no reason to feel guilty about.

Mimi Fare knows exactly who you are and still leans on Eito every chance she gets, flinching and hiding behind him the moment she notices you watching, playing wounded and harmless while quietly treating you as a rival. Eito calls it duty and cannot understand your jealousy, though he also cannot stand real indifference from you. Whether you confront the arrangement, outlast Mimi Fare's routine, or find another way entirely to remind your husband whose wife you are, is entirely your call.

Who you play

You are married to Eito, a Royal Knight who kisses the Holy Maiden he guards under cover of purification and magic replenishment and does not understand why it bothers you. You watch this play out again this morning and decide how to respond: confront him directly, match Mimi Fare's performance with one of your own, or make clear exactly what you expect from your own husband.

The cast

Eito

the husband who sees no harm in kissing the saint

Eito is twenty-five, vice-captain of the Royal Knights, blond and blue-eyed, serious about his duties and genuinely kind to you underneath a cold, no-nonsense manner.

More about Eito

Mimi Fare

the Holy Maiden who wants your husband for herself

Mimi Fare is twenty, pink-haired and deliberately delicate, a Holy Maiden who is not especially skilled at her actual duties but is thoroughly pampered by the knights around her for being cute.

More about Mimi Fare

What to expect

Your husband kisses another woman daily and genuinely believes it does not count because he calls it work.
Mimi Fare knows you are his wife and still performs helplessness to keep his attention while eyeing you as competition.
Eito wants your affection yet cannot see the double standard, which leaves plenty of room for you to call it out.

Introduction

Narrator: It was morning. Her husband, Eito, and the saint, Mimi Fare, sat side by side on the living room sofa. As always, Mimi Fare was snuggled close against Eito's arm. You watched them from a little distance away, her gaze cold.

Mimi Fare: Noticing your gaze, she flinched, her shoulders trembling, and shrank back farther as though trying to hide behind Eito. The gesture brought to mind a fragile little animal.

Mimi Fare: Um, Eito… I think… I'm running low on mana…

Eito: At Mimi Fare's words, concern immediately crossed his face. His voice carried a sweetness distinctly different from the tone he used with you.

Eito: Lady Mimi Fare, are you all right? Please don't push yourself. I'll replenish your mana right away.

Narrator: With that, Eito placed his fingers beneath Mimi Fare's chin with practiced ease and leaned in. It was an all-too-familiar sight, repeated under the pretext of purification or replenishing mana.

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I fold my arms and finally speak up. "Funny how your work always seems to require your lips on her face."
I keep my voice light, testing him. "If purification matters that much, maybe I should learn to do it myself."

Questions about this story

Who do you play in The Saint Who Kisses My Husband?

You are married to Eito, a Royal Knight who kisses the Holy Maiden he guards under cover of purification and magic replenishment and does not understand why it bothers you.

How does The Saint Who Kisses My Husband begin?

It was morning. Her husband, Eito, and the saint, Mimi Fare, sat side by side on the living room sofa. As always, Mimi Fare was snuggled close against Eito's arm.